"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"Ī lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: If the bus came would I be standing here, ****' dumb bottom?Īt a cocktail party, one woman said to another, When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". What the ****? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever **** does!!ĩ. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.Ĩ.
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya *****?ħ. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the **** floor.Ħ. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their bottom!ĥ. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?Ĥ. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
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People who are willing to get off their bottom to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.ģ. I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?Ģ. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check. Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Maybe it's a configuration problem how was the bowl set up? Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup try eating it with a fork instead. Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.
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